We work an unusual timetable in our office, so that LN, our colleagues and I find ourselves all alone in the office for half of our working day. So, imagine my surprise when (yet) another message popped up on my instant messaging system late one night, saying: “Hello neighbour!” I could clearly see all my ‘neighbours’ and was a little confused until this Banana explained that we were neighbours during the daytime hours only. On closer inspection of his profile picture, I recognized his beard and told him so. Then he quoted some Elvis.