Email Signatures

Email signatures with quotes and famous phrases

Dick Parsons

“Life is like a coin, you can only spend it once, so spend it wisely” Luck is the residue of Hard Work… Dick Parsons

MJ: On someone’s email?! Hahahahaha It’s funny when people do that.

LN: Yeah, on the signature… I know

MJ: So American as well. Osea, yanki!

LN: I know! A lot of them have that, I’ve noticed. Ugh, find it so tacky

MJ: Totally! It makes me want to put a stupid one on there! Something existential… “Nothing matters   Hahahahaha That would fuck with them!

LN: jajajajajaja NOTHING MATTERS!  LOVE IT Yes!  That would deffo fuck them up


Don Ward

“If you are going to doubt something, doubt your limits” Don Ward

Our Comments:

-MJ: “If you are going to doubt something, doubt whether you should put stupid rubbish quotes on the signature of your email”… That is the cheesiest thing I’ve ever read!

-LN: Certainly. “I doubt by not doubting at all”


“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, and professionals built the Titanic.”

Our Comments:

MJ: Fuck the fuck off! Jjajajajajaja! they are getting worse!

LN: jajajajaj I know! We could make a blog with these terrible quotes, even the first quote in my quotes notebook was better. And I must admit there are some quite bad ones!

MJ: Yes – we should! Awful corporate quotes from people trying to have a personality dot blogspot dot com 🙂 Your early ones are a trillion times better and you were like 12 or something! Jjajajaja pfffff yankis

LN: jajajajajjajaja LOVE the name. I know! It would be great!  We could even add ‘our’ quotes perspectives on the blog.


“Character is what you do when nobody is watching”

Our Comments:


LN: jajajajajajaja

MJ: You get them all!! That is soooooo funny! it sounds like he gets up to something really turbio

LN: I’d say: “Poo is what you do when nobody is watching” Sí, total!

MJ: And he would say: “Pooing on people is what you do when no one is watching”!

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