Among the thousands of emails any human being gets to answer at their job we’ve discovered new entertainment. AT the end of those lies the reason of our fun! We invite you, all email-answerers to find the hidden treasures in them.

The two ones that started it all… are first in the line

 

“When you can’t change the direction of the wind — adjust your sails.”

H. Jackson Brown


 


“Credit where credit is due” J. Dunn

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“Do what you like. Like what you do”

Our comments:

LN: And a bunny!!! OMG

MJ: FUCKING HELL


“The happiest of people don’t necessarily have the best of everything: They just make the most of everything!”


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“No work is insignificant. All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence” Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Our Comments:

I’m quite sure this guy has a shitty job, and he know it. He just adds this phrase to his email signature in order to convince himself that he’s doing something relevant and important.


“Life is not measured by how many breaths we take,
But by the moments that take our breath away
May you be blessed with many breath-taking moments”


“You can make a wild duck tame, but you can never make a tame duck wild again”     TJ Watson

Our comments:

-LN: “HAHAHAHAHAHAA Look what I’ve just found!”

-MJ: “OMG. hahahahaha He should just modify that phrase and change de D for an F


“Be kinder than necessary, because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle”


 “Happiness is contagious and will always manage to find a solution.”

-Paulo Coelho


“Stay hungry, stay foolish… Work Smart”

Our comments:

-MJ: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

-LN: This is probably the most “clever” I’ve had

-MJ: well, I’m hungry and stupid everyday, hahahahahaha!  Does that make me the ideal employee?!  hahahahahahahahaha. Oh man oh man

-LN: hahahahahahaha. Of course! That’s why we are both here. Hungry fools that work smart. Creating blogs that will bring down this system some day

-MJ: LOVE IT!!!!!!  hahahahahahahaha


           “If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door” – Milton Berle


“Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly.”

— Albert Einstein


 “Don’t worry about old age….it doesn’t last that long”


 “The difference between something good and something great is attention to detail”.
Charles Swindoll


“Aye, sir. The more they overthink the plumbing,
the easier it is to stop up the drain.” Scotty


Seems like there are quite some Einstein’s fans in this company….

“Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex…
It takes a touch of genius – and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction”
Albert Einstein


 “The difference between something good and something great is attention to detail”.
Charles Swindoll

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